On a Far Lighter Note...
Earlier today, after enjoying a wonderful lunch prepared by my wonderful daughter,
I said: I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower. I must smell like a barn animal.
Kristiana: Well, I like the smell of barn animals, so...
Me: So, you aren't a good gauge of whether or not I need to take a shower, huh?
Kristiana: Nope, I guess not.
I love that animal-loving, mommy-loving child of mine.