I was in the check-out line at the health food store buying a bag of organic dog
food for my dog when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I
be buying dog food, right? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog.
I said that I was starting the Wild Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably
shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. I said that I'd lost 35 pounds
the last time - before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially the Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets
with Organic Wild Dog Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry. The food is organic and nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was
now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned
me. I told her no. What happened was that I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's
butt and was hit by a car.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer.
PSS. The photos are of my real dog and she really does eat organic food that I buy at the health food store.